I can’t go there. SO DAMN GREASY!
Up north there are few Awful, I mean, Waffle Houses. Local pancake joints, and single owner diners rule. Not much healthier, but there is definitely less grease.
Now that I have banished myself to the South it’s easy to bump into them. They are as plentiful as Starbucks in a major city. I still avoid them. There are fortunately some amazing breakfast places so it’s easy to skip the margarine fest.