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Dave Meir

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Sports Mascot Bounty Hunter

Licensed to kill gophers.

Aug 31

Illustration of a Minnesota Goldy gopher mascot riding a horse in front of a city.

Aug 31

Published in

Seriously, McDonald's, Are You Fucking Kidding Me

$15.96 for a fucking snack?!?!

Aug 26

Pathetic plain cheeseburger and limp french fries

Aug 26

Why Your Family History Is Important

The story of the Easter Fart

Aug 6

Why Your Family History Is Important

Aug 6

Published in

Rise Of The Granny Grabber

There’s a new player on the flash mob robbery scene.

Jul 29

Drawing of an older woman holding a bottle of tequila standing in front of an interstate bridge. By Author.

Jul 29

Published in

Bullets Don’t Always Go Where They’re Aimed

Even a tiny .22 bullet can take a life-changing turn.

Jul 13

Photo of two rabbit statues standing next to one another.

Jul 13

Published in

Retirement Zen and the Art of Petunia Deadheading

Or: Ain’t nobody got time for this stuff when they’re working.

Jul 9

Image of a wave petunia. Photo by Author.

Jul 9

Published in

Always The New Kid

FRIENDS? Mmmm, not so much.

Jun 21

Photo of a young man sitting alone in the desert and looking at his phone.

Jun 21

“Sniff it Before You Eat It” is (almost) Always Good Advice

Photo by Vincent van Zalinge on Unsplash

Jun 20

Photo of an American Badger in the wild.

Jun 20

Published in

Your Brother Hit You?

Yeah, and he tried to cut my finger off!

Jun 12

A drawing of two men, one holding a meat cleaver chasing the other who is missing part of a finger. They’re surrounded by beer bottles. DRAWING BY: Author

Jun 12

Published in

Not In Polite Company

Are some childhood memories best left unsaid?

Jun 12

Hand-drawn image of a hand holding a bird underwater. The bird is wearing swim fins, goggles, and a snorkel. Drawing by author.

Jun 12

Dave Meir

Dave Meir

I write about life experiences that may contribute to uncontrolled drooling later in life. Support Medium writers: https://medium.com/@dhmeir/membership

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