Advice.

Kill your girlfriend
Fuck a sheep
Run naked on the streets
Plot a kidnapping
Drink you own piss
Rob a beggar

But don't smoke a cigarette.

Knife yourself
Sleep in the gutter
Jump of a cliff
Set fire to the firestation
Drink from the puddles
Eat sand

But don't smoke a cigarette

Learn Sanskrit
Walk every alley of rome
Learn calligraphy
Start life in a forest
Ride a whale
Read to the children

Why smoke a cigarette?

Dance till you can go no more
Shoulder a lonely heart
Find your creator
Be eternally happy
Meditate for ages
Get salvation

Too much to do.
Let's smoke a cigarette.