Aug 31, 2018 · 1 min read
Advice.
Kill your girlfriend
Fuck a sheep
Run naked on the streets
Plot a kidnapping
Drink you own piss
Rob a beggar
But don't smoke a cigarette.
Knife yourself
Sleep in the gutter
Jump of a cliff
Set fire to the firestation
Drink from the puddles
Eat sand
But don't smoke a cigarette
Learn Sanskrit
Walk every alley of rome
Learn calligraphy
Start life in a forest
Ride a whale
Read to the children
Why smoke a cigarette?
Dance till you can go no more
Shoulder a lonely heart
Find your creator
Be eternally happy
Meditate for ages
Get salvation
Too much to do.
Let's smoke a cigarette.
