Well stated fellow perpetuator (new word) of “plausible perturbation” (my definition of satire). You have joined the ranks of of those who would rather write satire and laugh than trying to keep a straight face while explaining the sheer lunacy.
Being retired after years of teaching writing skills to government bureaucrats has removed all constraints and given me the right to create new words and manipulate the English language as I see fit. I no longer brandish a pen and typewriter. I am no longer a lone writer, I am a Dragon Master (V.13)! And I stand with you, Al. Its time for an all out BS assault. Bring out the trebuchet. It’s serious flinging time.
“Sancho, bring me my Dragon. We have windbags to defeat!