“Wait? What??!! Is Derrick Rose available?? The Derrick Rose? The MVP? Let’s call his agent!”

“Sir, he plays for us”

“Really? How come we’re not contending? Just fire Van Gundy right now.”

“OK, sir. (gets cell phone). Hello, is this Skipper? You need to fire Van Gundy, I’ll explain to you later. Oh, if Jimmy asks, you’re running the Knicks, OK? You wanna run it? Well, why not? Is 15 million a year too little?”

    Diego Godinho Rocha

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    Go ask Alice