(From a few years ago.) So a patient went in for a snip … Doctor: Have you ever had major surgery before? Patient: Nope. Doctor: I can see that you’re lying to me. You have had major surgery. Patient: What are you talking about, doc? Seriously, I’ve never had major surgery. Doctor: You’ve had a circumcision. Patient: But I didn’t think that was major surgery. Doctor: Really? I bet you didn’t walk for a year afterward!