(From a few years ago.)
So a patient went in for a snip …
Doctor: Have you ever had major surgery before?
Doctor: I can see that you’re lying to me. You have had major surgery.
Patient: What are you talking about, doc? Seriously, I’ve never had major surgery.
Doctor: You’ve had a circumcision.
Patient: But I didn’t think that was major surgery.
Doctor: Really? I bet you didn’t walk for a year afterward!
Thank you Martin and faculty. I am both honored and happy to be here. And congratulations to the Carnegie Mellon Silicon Valley graduating class!
As far as I know, I only have one recurring dream. It’s a nightmare that goes like this: It’s senior finals week, and I’ve completely forgotten…
(Originally written in 2013)
Promised my dad, who passed away last week (see other post), that I would share his top ten favorite movies:
I also warned him that, since I am a conscientious objector to the genre of Harlequin Romances, he’d have to add some alternates:
Gratefully, dad’s decline from Alzheimer’s was slow enough that he could enjoy movies, especially his favorites, nearly up to the end. Thanks for sharing that love of cinema dad.
[Originally written in 2013]
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