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(From a few years ago.)

So a patient went in for a snip …

Doctor: Have you ever had major surgery before?
Patient: Nope.
Doctor: I can see that you’re lying to me. You have had major surgery.
Patient: What are you talking about, doc? Seriously, I’ve never had major surgery.
Doctor: You’ve had a circumcision.
Patient: But I didn’t think that was major surgery.
Doctor: Really? I bet you didn’t walk for a year afterward!





Scott Dietzen

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