Daniel GaristoStorm Clouds Over NormandyThe weather held the key to winning the war in EuropeFeb 10, 2019Feb 10, 2019
Daniel GaristoRejected Pitches: “A how-to for prepping,” from latte-sipping NPR liberals in the event of a blue…It’s not paranoia if they’re really out to get you. And we sure are!Nov 7, 2018Nov 7, 2018
Daniel GaristoMeditation 17Of all the wars, John McCain’s favorite was probably the Spanish Civil War. There, the International Brigades—populated by real men like…Aug 27, 2018Aug 27, 2018
Daniel GaristoA brief guide to the murky waters around ‘race realism’[N.B. I threw this together in about two hours as a way to get my own thoughts into pixels and also maybe provide a helpful reference for…Mar 28, 20182Mar 28, 20182
Daniel GaristoI Will Die in This Beautiful PlaceTo be a true North Korean, one must love the country and never leave.Feb 14, 2018Feb 14, 2018
Daniel GaristoRejected Pitches: The LD50 of SunlightAcetaminophen: 1,944 mg/kg. Caffeine: 367 mg/kg. Hydrogen cyanide: 3 mg/kg. Polonium-210: .00001 mg/kgSep 3, 2017Sep 3, 2017
Daniel GaristoThe Best Goddamn Discourse™ on the Google ManifestoI’m here from the front lines of the Discourse™ to tell you that things are bad.Aug 8, 20171Aug 8, 20171
Daniel GaristoRejected Pitches: Remember When You Thought I Was an Omen of the Apocalypse?Hey folks, it’s me, the Great American Eclipse! You might’ve heard about me from breathless space dorks, but if you haven’t, a brief…Jul 12, 2017Jul 12, 2017
Daniel GaristoRejected Pitches: How Sailboats Inherited The Wind From PlanesRule 42 of the World Sailing Racing Rules of Sailing governs propulsion.Jun 17, 2017Jun 17, 2017
Daniel GaristoWhy the Left has seized upon Harry Potter as an exegesis for Trump and the zeitgeistPart I— …and the Tweets of [fire emoji]Mar 6, 2017Mar 6, 2017