Daniel GaristoStorm Clouds Over NormandyThe weather held the key to winning the war in Europe8 min read·Feb 10, 2019----
Daniel GaristoRejected Pitches: “A how-to for prepping,” from latte-sipping NPR liberals in the event of a blue…It’s not paranoia if they’re really out to get you. And we sure are!3 min read·Nov 7, 2018----
Daniel GaristoMeditation 17Of all the wars, John McCain’s favorite was probably the Spanish Civil War. There, the International Brigades—populated by real men like…7 min read·Aug 27, 2018----
Daniel GaristoA brief guide to the murky waters around ‘race realism’[N.B. I threw this together in about two hours as a way to get my own thoughts into pixels and also maybe provide a helpful reference for…7 min read·Mar 28, 2018--2--2
Daniel GaristoI Will Die in This Beautiful PlaceTo be a true North Korean, one must love the country and never leave.2 min read·Feb 14, 2018----
Daniel GaristoRejected Pitches: The LD50 of SunlightAcetaminophen: 1,944 mg/kg. Caffeine: 367 mg/kg. Hydrogen cyanide: 3 mg/kg. Polonium-210: .00001 mg/kg5 min read·Sep 3, 2017----
Daniel GaristoThe Best Goddamn Discourse™ on the Google ManifestoI’m here from the front lines of the Discourse™ to tell you that things are bad.8 min read·Aug 8, 2017--1--1
Daniel GaristoRejected Pitches: Remember When You Thought I Was an Omen of the Apocalypse?Hey folks, it’s me, the Great American Eclipse! You might’ve heard about me from breathless space dorks, but if you haven’t, a brief…3 min read·Jul 12, 2017----
Daniel GaristoRejected Pitches: How Sailboats Inherited The Wind From PlanesRule 42 of the World Sailing Racing Rules of Sailing governs propulsion.4 min read·Jun 17, 2017----
Daniel GaristoWhy the Left has seized upon Harry Potter as an exegesis for Trump and the zeitgeistPart I— …and the Tweets of [fire emoji]17 min read·Mar 6, 2017----