Horror Stories From White-Trash Wasteland

Uncle Leroy’s Farm & Ranch

Photo by Lisa Yount on Unsplash

Uncle Leroy had a penchant for liquor, absurd business dealings, and creative redneck T-shirts that he bought from the local bar, with slogans like:

“We’ve got beer, and we’ve got Jesus — but who’s bringing the chips?”

I’d watch as his pudgy, beat red face would sweat under the tension felt when a…