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Stinky Inklings

My Wife’s Response to My Demands Is Finally In

She Said She Thinks I’m Cute (That I Think She Listens to My Nonsense)

Aug 11, 2019

My Wife’s Response to My Demands Is Finally In

Aug 11, 2019

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The Crumpled Page

Writing Like a Rolling Stone When Fiction and Non-Fiction Are Flipped

Inspirational Writing Tips From a Temporarily Serious Fictional Humorist

Aug 9, 2019

Writing Like a Rolling Stone When Fiction and Non-Fiction Are Flipped

Aug 9, 2019

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Never Feed Him After Midnight

10 Tips From 80s TV Characters to Relieve Stress and Achieve Happy Days

How to Find Your Thrills on Blueberry Hill

Aug 7, 2019

10 Tips From 80s TV Characters to Relieve Stress and Achieve Happy Days

Aug 7, 2019

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Stinky Inklings

7 Demands My Wife Won’t Agree To

But Finger’s Crossed, As of This Post I’m Still Optimistically Awaiting Her Response

Aug 6, 2019

7 Demands My Wife Won’t Agree To

Aug 6, 2019

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Dear God Kid, Don’t Be a Writer. The Jabberwock Will Eat Your Brain!

And Other Folktales to Scare Children From Becoming Writers and Throwing Away Their Lives

Aug 3, 2019

Dear God Kid, Don’t Be a Writer. The Jabberwock Will Eat Your Brain!

Aug 3, 2019

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Stinky Inklings

Conversations With My Dog on Slack

Episode One: A Donutless Micromanger Pushes His Luck

Aug 3, 2019

Conversations With My Dog on Slack

Aug 3, 2019

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Stinky Inklings

I Stink at Ben Franklin’s First 6 Rules for Living a Good Life

And What Can I Say, That’s Just Gotta Be Okay

Jul 30, 2019

I Stink at Ben Franklin’s First 6 Rules for Living a Good Life

Jul 30, 2019

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Stinky Inklings

A Nursery Rhyme Throwback to Celebrate a True Television Hero

Help Us Fred Rogers! You’re Our Only Hope.

Jul 29, 2019

A Nursery Rhyme Throwback to Celebrate a True Television Hero

Jul 29, 2019

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Never Feed Him After Midnight

Pulp Fiction Moments NOT to Relive in Public Around My Wife

Unless I’m Prepared to Call In The Wolf

Jul 28, 2019

Pulp Fiction Moments NOT to Relive in Public Around My Wife

Jul 28, 2019

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Stinky Inklings

Self Promotion of a Bashful Fictional Wizard Humorist & Tips for Playing Both Sides in the Robot…

As you know, I’m a fictional wizard humorist, and even though I can’t take claim for being the best fictional humorist on Medium, I humbly…

Jul 27, 2019

Self Promotion of a Bashful Fictional Wizard Humorist & Tips for Playing Both Sides in the Robot…

Jul 27, 2019

Dirty Harry Wizard

Dirty Harry Wizard

Alfred Harold Magely (aka Dirty Harry Wizard) transmits 3-minute funnies from the Retro Arcade of the Insane. Keep in touch http://eepurl.com/gxctuL

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