Dog Skeptical Owner Will ‘Be Back in a Minute’

In what seemed like an eternity, a dog tied to a No Parking sign cried and pleaded for his owner to return. Before leaving the man made a promise to his best friend he will be returning soon, a minute to be exact.

“It’s almost as if my dog has no perception of time. I always explain to him exactly where I’m going and when I’ll be back yet he refuses to believe me” said the befuddled dog owner.

The owner later confirmed he was only in the coffee shop for a minute, two minutes max.

Show all of your friends how smart you are and follow us on Facebook. Please?! Don’t make us beg.

Originally published at Distorial.

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