Any Minute Now!

That’s right, Barb, keep smiling. Don’t let them know that there aren’t any fish in this patch of felt, that our supplies are completely gone and we’ll have to eat the driver soon. They’re just kids! How did I know the rental snowcat would break down in the middle of nowhere and Mr. Penn would have a heart attack trying to lift the spare out of the half-track? Hope they don’t see the head — “Yeah, kids! Any minute now! Say, this is the best New Year’s Eve ever, huh?”