Aslan

That’s it. No more Off-Off-Broadway. What loser decides to do a musical version of “The Chronicles of Narnia”? Some white-belted wanker who got his leisure suits off the rack at Sears and had dirt on the producer, probably. Well, at least he got the lead role, although singing “Aslan Has Returned!” through this stupid head made him sound like he was stuffed under a couch. Wanker.