Favorite Spring/Early Summer Recipe

Preheat day to 80 degrees; serves 2

1 private wooded area

1 sunlit bed of ferns

Dozens of birds

Remove clothing and lie in the bed of ferns. Allow sunlight to warm bodies. Use hands and mouths to caress one another.

Once breathing becomes irregular and bodies are moist, fold together. Heavy breathing and a fine sweat will develop; some moans may be heard — this is normal. Continue folding until bodies arch then fall apart.

Let rest. Listen to the birds sing. Feel the breeze whisper across the body. Smell the crushed ferns and wet soil. Taste the salty sweat. See the sunlight dance upon the waving leaves.

Repeat as necessary.

Only clothe once completely cooled.