Snow! Yay! Oh my gosh! We get to work from home today! We are going to do so many different things! Let’s sled! Let’s drink hot chocolate! Let’s get all cozy! I am not gonna wear pants today! I feel like I can get so much work done from home! This is the best day ever! We’re going on a walk with our dog! Our dog is so cute in the snow! Let’s take a picture of him playing in the snow! Snow is so cool, it makes, like, everything look so much different! Let’s take pictures of our house covered in snow! We have such a pretty house! Hmmmm, why isn’t any water coming out of our faucets? Why isn’t the toilet flushing. Oh shit, our pipes are frozen! You can’t shower! I can’t shit! Let’s walk to Starbucks to get a hot chocolate! That hot chocolate was nice, but seriously, how am I gonna take a shower? I don’t know, do you think Starbucks saw the can of Lysol I carried into the bathroom with me…? I don’t know, let’s get home and fix our pipes. Our cute little dog just took a shit in the house while we were gone! Clean it up! No, you clean it up. AAAH! I got shit on my hands! Wash it off! We don’t have any water! Don’t worry, we have plenty of this AWFUL FUCKING SNOW.