How to Talk to a Woman Who is Wearing Headphones

Subtitle: As written by a woman

Don’t.

Here’s a list of places where it is ok to talk to women wearing headphones:

There is no list.

Look how peaceful she looks.

That was easy. I wrote less than 1783 words and was still able to convey very solid and actionable dating advice.

NOTE: If you’re a man in need of dating advice — DO NOT SEEK OUT DAN BACON. He will most definitely steer you wrong.

Who is Dan Bacon you say? A “relationship expert” with a Google+ page. But if you’re still not convinced, according to the man himself:

I teach men how to become more successful with women by improving their confidence, social skills and understanding of what women really want. I’ve helped 1,000s of guys achieve total success with women and I would love to help you too.

He’s helped “1,000s” of guys. He also features awesome professional pictures of himself with faceless women as his gravatar. I presume to protect the innocent…

Awww how sweet…

Rawrrrr!

Oh my, this one gets frontal action! She must be a keeper. That Dan! 👌🏾

TL:DR If a woman is wearing headphones, leave her alone. If you were told by Dan Bacon to talk to her, most definitely leave her alone.

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