Nerd pickup lines

nerd pickup lines
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Geometry Pickup Lines

  • Are you a 90 degree angle? Cuz you looking right.
  • Do you like geometry? Because you look good from every angle.
  • Are you my geometry teacher? Because from this angle you look acute.

Cheesy nerdy pick up lines

  • I’ve got my ion you, baby.
  • You must be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
  • I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That’s why I had to use a simile.
  • I used to be able to recite the English alphabet before we met. Now, I can’t get past “u.”
  • Hey girl, are you gold? Because I’m in Au of your beauty.
  • Are you from Mars? Because you look out of this world.

Nerdy pick up lines science

  • Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
  • You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
  • My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now, because you’re making me happy!
  • You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!

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