Thank you, Amanda. I thought I was the only kid who got a kick out of free stuff in the mail. I got tired of my dad handing my mail addressed, OCCUPANT.

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Tom Owens: How I REALLY Feel!

As “Thomas S. Owens,” he authored 50-plus children’s books. As Tom, he debates day jobs on Twitter. Now, on Medium, buckle up. Tell-all Tom is here!