"Vaguely amusing!" -New York Times
Broker, author of THE NEW REAL ESTATE & 20 more how-to, non-fiction & short fiction books. Helps people find their successes. Lives at https://donmartinstoryteller.substack.com/about TheReasonableRealtor.com & DonMartinBooks.com among other websites.
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The preceding is a picture of my wife and me at a recent James Taylor concert down in Chattanooga, TN.
I have been involved in writing and journalism since high school. I was voted "Most Likely to Pull Your Leg." I worked with my high school newspaper. As a foreshadowing event in my literary career, I was the staff cartoonist there.
After I graduated, I attended Vanderbilt University and was a part of a literary society calling ourselves The New Fugitives. We were a group of one-armed PhD writers, falsely accused of murder, and trying to find the real killer.
Clint Eastwood wanted to cast me as Josey Wales. ’64 Smith-Corona, the most powerful typewriter in the world and would blow your hand clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel like a writer?” Well, do ya, punk? -BTW Club.
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