Works for me EVERY TIME! — This is way too simple. After you read it, you will want your money back. “It’s so simple, it’s stupid,” you will tell me. OK. Suit yourself. Get up. Watch the news. Start writing. That’s it. Don’t over-complicate it. Take a look at life. It will make you laugh or cry, bring you up or down, but it won’t leave you alone. Some of your fellow peeps are goofy. Some are sad and hurting. Some can’t be described at all. Whether you are a humorist or a realist, you will see the same newscast from your own perspective.