Wayside School Is Closed Until Further Notice

And Other Children’s Books for Parents on Coronavirus Lockdown

Donna Zuckerberg
2 min readMar 16, 2020

by Randi and Donna Zuckerberg

via Unsplash. Note: your house will never be this clean again.

Don’t Hop on Pop: A Guide to Social Distancing
Please stay at least six feet away from pop at all times.

Everybody Poops… But Your Neighbor Bought All the Toilet Paper
What does Prince Charmin need with 200 rolls?!?!

Brown Bear, Brown Bear, Who Do You Facetime?
Even bears get lonely in self-quarantine.

Where the Wild Things Are: Costco
Not to be confused with the sequel, Where the Wild Things Are (Part II): At my house jumping off the walls because school is closed indefinitely….and HELP! Send wine!

Press Here (With Your Elbow)
Did you really just try to use your finger??

Clifford the Big Reddit Conspiracy Theory
Is the virus a biological weapon or just a liberal media hoax?

James and the Giant NO PEACHES LEFT AT WHOLE FOODS
Maybe there’s a can of garbanzo beans in the back?

Charlotte’s Web of Fake News
A collection of articles your grandma has sent to her…

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Donna Zuckerberg

Silicon Valley-based Classics scholar. Editor of Eidolon.