DoppelgangedTake That, Jared LetoFrom the age of 12 until about 25, I was legitimately a bully. I would never do this now that I have a fully formed brain, but I’m glad…Aug 6, 2019Aug 6, 2019
DoppelgangedDon’t Read This If You Don’t Like Swears or CussesWhen I was in the 4th or 5th grade, my mom worked at the school I went to, so I ended up staying after school most days, hanging out with…Sep 5, 2018Sep 5, 2018
DoppelgangedThe Day My Daughters Debriefed Me On Their First Active-Shooter DrillWe received an email, we also received a flyer with the same information. My twin daughters, their school uses an app called “Class Dojo”…Aug 30, 2018Aug 30, 2018
DoppelgangedI Ran Into My Future Self And The Universe Didn’t ImplodeI was jogging and I came up on this old man in a wheelchair. A woman drives up, rolls down her window and goes, “Sir, do you need some…Aug 28, 2018Aug 28, 2018
DoppelgangedPark Pride“You never open your mouth until you know what the shot is”Jun 27, 20172Jun 27, 20172
DoppelgangedNo, Hair, As a Matter of Fact, I Do Not CareMy dad used to have a placard in his gun shop (as in, a building in the back yard where he works on guns), that said “Bald is Beautiful.”…Feb 14, 2017Feb 14, 2017
Doppelganged“Are they twins?”Here’s a passive-aggressive, not-that-embellished version of a conversation I have with a stranger on *at least* a weekly basis:Jan 28, 2017Jan 28, 2017