Confused about the latex suggestions; are you going to fist yourself which is why you need an entire glove; whats wrong with rubber fingers?

By the by, porn no longer solely represents the acts you mentioned, I have unfortunately been led to an even darker place on the web, yes, the worse you can think of exists online; I keep a CD to avoid that happening again.

Finally, I did not become excited by your essay, keep trying tho, your getting there. (pun intended)