In This Week’s Madonna News, The Boys Club Is Bashed — She Is The Shit and the Ultimate IT Girl

Record-breaking bitch

Madonna is my jam and my jelly. I would put her on toast and smear her with peanut butter if she wasn’t macrobiotic. Since her first album Madonna debuted in 1983 my hips and tits have been shaking and swaying to the QUEEN. At the time, she said and did everything that an 80’s high school girl coming into her own needed to hear…