Starring Olivia Newton-John

I’m driving on the 5 freeway in Los Angeles today and it’s hot as balls on a BBQ. My teenage son is next to me looking out the window as I navigate past a dimwit driver who seems to think that 47 miles per hour is a proper and safe speed in which to travel in a 65 zone. I say a few things to this driver under my breath that would win first prize for a dirty limerick contest at a biker bar and after I pass, I focus on the radio.

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Dorothea Coelho

Dorothea Coelho

I am a writer, comedian, interior designer/stylist and an award winning blogger of social criticism and maternal insanity