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If Medium Was My Boyfriend, Should I Tell Him I Want To See Other Guys?

And these other guys, are they hot?

2 min readOct 4, 2022

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If Medium Was My Boyfriend, Should I Tell Him I Want To See Other Guys?

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What Does Grief Smell Like?

Cologne, confusion & popcorn

4 min readSep 27, 2022

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What Does Grief Smell Like?

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Period Vs. Penis Thumb War — Who Do You Think Will Win? An ABC After School Special

Every month when Aunt Flow arrives, I inevitably think about that day in 8th grade when my life was almost ruined by a menstrual monsoon…

5 min readSep 15, 2022

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Period Vs. Penis Thumb War — Who Do You Think Will Win? An ABC After School Special

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My Mom Got Downsized and All She Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

I recently read a great piece on Medium about a writer’s mom who had lost her job and was back in the hiring pool at age fifty-six. It made…

5 min readSep 12, 2022

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My Mom Got Downsized and All She Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

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Starring Olivia Newton-John

I’m driving on the 5 freeway in Los Angeles today and it’s hot as balls on a BBQ. My teenage son is next to me looking out the window as I…

4 min readAug 9, 2022

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Starring Olivia Newton-John

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Listen Up! Are Your Dreams Real OR Are You Fucking Crazy?

What my dream told me and what I plan on doing about it.

3 min readApr 5, 2024

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Listen Up! Are Your Dreams Real OR Are You Fucking Crazy?

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Trigger Warning: Carrie Is The Red Flag Movie I Never Knew I Needed

Red Flag Part III — Blood On Your Prom Dress

3 min readApr 4, 2024

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Trigger Warning: Carrie Is The Red Flag Movie I Never Knew I Needed

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How To Tell if That Girl Is Bad News… Red Flag Friend — Part Two

Like an overzealous lion cub, Larissa took two bouncing steps toward me and reached out her hand, grabbing mine and wrapping her lean arms…

6 min readMar 13, 2024

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How To Tell if That Girl Is Bad News… Red Flag Friend — Part Two

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How To Tell If That Girl Is Bad News

Red Flag Friend — Part I

6 min readMar 5, 2024

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How To Tell If That Girl Is Bad News

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GoDaddy Is A BadDaddy

Why am I burning my Benjamins on this dumb ass shit?

3 min readFeb 7, 2024

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GoDaddy Is A BadDaddy

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Dorothea Coelho

Dorothea Coelho

I am a writer, comedian, interior designer/stylist and an award winning blogger on bullshit and batshit. https://medium.com/@dorotheacoelho/membership

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