Death is inevitable

Some snippets from National television:
“Kick back your feet, stretch your arms wide, bring out the popcorn, for you, are about to watch the longest and the strongest yet civil war in RoachLand.”
“It might seem ruthless, but we figure the next pest control can’t be that far off, and if the Humans can profit off our deaths, why shouldn’t we have a good time of it?”
“It looks like a bunch of school kid roaches ventures into war veteran Grandma Benner’s poisonous spear spits. This is coming, only days later after mentally unstable and white Craig Benzine shot his newly modified laser legs in an ongoing class. I bet at least one kid got his, “Please kill me now” wish come true.”
“On a more serious note, they seem to be thinking ahead, taking care of future competition before they can even become so. We’ll skip their painfully transparent explanation, because we heard it last time.”
“We apologize for being so basic but frankly, we’re confused on what the end goal is here. Winning is seeming like nobody winning, rather than only the other side not winning. What’s the name of this game, again?”
“This war has been going on for a long stretch of time. Everybody was in the full swing of it. Raging. Till the accident. An accident! The human kills and it happens to be an accident. They’re all awfully silent now.”
“Oh, here come’s the pest control.”
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— wrote this one for class too. not funny. throwing shade on the Syrian civil war and the media’s reaction to white terrorists and mass shooters
-source: http://abduzeedo.com/node/21025
