Doug Hawley
Aug 23, 2017 · 1 min read

Sleep

I was awakened about 3am by kitchen noise. My young, beautiful blonde wife came back to our bedroom with a butcher knife and said “I’m going to kill you.” I jumped out of bed and ran out of the room to get my gun. As she rushed me, I shot her in the heart. I went back to sleep and found out the next morning, everything was normal. We were old and alive again.

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Doug Hawley

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Hiker, writer (Potluck, Short Humour, Oblong, Wi-Files, Insert, Subtopian, FOTW), anti-politician, little old man.