Aug 23, 2017 · 1 min read
Sleep
I was awakened about 3am by kitchen noise. My young, beautiful blonde wife came back to our bedroom with a butcher knife and said “I’m going to kill you.” I jumped out of bed and ran out of the room to get my gun. As she rushed me, I shot her in the heart. I went back to sleep and found out the next morning, everything was normal. We were old and alive again.
