Aww, see, now I’m really confused by The Patriarchy stuff. This clever way they control society so well to oppress women by not letting men have the same advantages as women .. I mean, that’s clever, isn’t it?

And by making men more responsible than women, The Patriarchy completely disguises their very existence. If I weren’t told over and over again that The Patriarchy existed, I might even think society favours women, just because women have so many more advantages than me.

I know there aren’t any laws that discriminate against women and there are one that discriminate against men. I always wondered about that but now I understand that it’s all part of the dastardly plot to fool people about The Patriarchy’s purpose and when I am discriminated against as a man, it is all because of my privileges as a man.

Privileges so well hidden that I don’t even get them! Maybe I’m not so confused after all.

I’ll sign off now because I want to go find The Patriarchy and I have heard rumours they meet in Paris so I’ll go searching around that Awful Tower.