I am insulted that you missed out trans beings like me. Us short-necked bipedal giraffes, of whatever sexual orientation, should be recognised and included in the LBGYIXYZBCGϚ community, where Ϛ represents us low-eating giraffe types who are persecuted by the privileged procerus giraffes who have dominated us for two thousand years (give or take a few weeks).

Us short giraffes – known as gaffes for short – can do anything a giraffe can do, so long as we are wearing very high heels!