The Santa Jokes

Douglas Wrucke
3 min readDec 21, 2023

Grab a cup of hot cocoa and get ready for some holiday humor :)

TRY and guess the answers BEFORE you look at the them under each picture! :) :)

How many did you guess?

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Ready?

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective at a crime scene?

Santa Clues!

What do you call it when Santa takes a break?

Santa Pause!

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it soots him!

Why did Santa’s helper take a ladder to work?

Because he heard the pay was better at the top!

Why did Santa’s reindeer get a ticket?

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Douglas Wrucke

CFO. Have built multiple businesses. Still running several of them. Multiple websites owner/creator/https://medium.com/how-to-start-a-new-business