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Idris Elba or GTFO!

Not just because we’d get to watch Rush Limbaugh’s head explode, either — he would be absolutely amazing at all aspects of the character, especially if they don’t go back with “Jokey James”, but let him be grim and brooding.

(Yeah, I know I’ve said this before — but come on, admit it! Watching Flush Limpdisk go Scanners all over his Golden Microphone would be the Greatest Fringe Benefit Ever.)