It was time for my children to learn about the birds and the bees

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“…And that’s how babies are born?” I said to Jordyn and Ethan.

I could see the wheels turning in Ethan’s head.

Jordyn narrowed her eyes at me and her mother. “So since it’s just me and Ethan, does that mean you only had sex twice since you been married?”

I looked at my wife who held in her laugh.

“No, Jordyn,” Ethan said. “They’ve been married for fifteen years, that means they had sex only fifteen times.”

My wife and I busted out laughing.

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Andre Jeter

Andre Jeter

Storytelling super villain with the goal of stealing your time by sharing inspiring and entertaining fiction and non-fiction stories.