Welcome to the world of technology-driven hypochondria — Fuck WebMD. Hear me out: Have you ever noticed a strange red bump on your skin, or felt a strange pain in your chest, or basically anything that then led you down a WebMD rabbit hole, causing you to believe that your dick was going to fall off while your…

According to a psychologist, a boxing coach, a urologist, and a Mars simulation commander — Most of us spend our entire lives trying to avoid mucking up. But unless you’ve never had any dreams or goals or really any sort of ambitions at all, chances are you’ve failed at something at least once in your life. …

It depends on how, uh, ‘hands-on’ you’re willing to get — According to a recent report, the lube business is sliding toward becoming a $25 billion industry by the year 2025. …

Sorry, you can’t get out of this one — It happened. At 11:21 am PST (three minutes later than it was scheduled), you received your first Presidential Alert. Maybe you were waiting around for it all morning. Probably, you were already on your phone. Hopefully you were taking a shit. …

Turns out, a little jealousy is actually a good thing. Sometimes… — As we found out when we asked the MEL staff last year, red flags in relationships run the gamut from ungrammatical texting to being a frequent wearer of boat shoes. In reality, most of us have a range of red flags, running from those that scream red to others that…

Cheating is on the rise — and as a former capo in a sophisticated operation, I’m not surprised — We called ourselves “rats” — a mafia of high school cheaters with various ranks, responsibilities and expertise. Our operation infiltrated every subject, from precalculus and physics to Spanish and statistics. There was Randie — our insider — a girl who had a learning disability and was therefore allowed to take…

Learn to laugh at yourself, if you can — This past week, Donald Trump did what he does best: Deliver untruths. In this particular case, standing before a room full of world leaders at the U.N. General Assembly, he claimed to have had the most successful first two years of any administration in U.S. …

Plants simply aren’t butch enough for men, per a recent study from the University of Southampton in the U.K. According to the press release from the Royal Geographical Society, the study revealed that even men who don’t like meat, experience digestive issues with meat or have been asked to reduce…

But it’s not yet a cure — A new study from the University of Athens suggests that olive oil could be a good remedy for tackling erectile dysfunction — and no, we’re not talking about squirting some on your hand and using it to manually inspire a woody (although that’s totally okay, too). So is this slippery…