每逢佳節倍癡筋

#黑警皇軍政權 已經係香港嘅真正揸Fit人(註一),在下早就不忌憚以最邪惡動機去估計皇軍暴行,繼中秋節重陽節皇軍俱成功草木皆兵地玩爛後,昨日萬聖節也難逃軍閥魔掌,普狗同㷫嘅蘭桂坊、擺明嚟玩嘅cosplay老外食椒挨打、既冇敬酒只有TG放題、無預警襲擊路人(包括電車司機叔叔),皇軍完全無厘頭自動波暴走已經係中殖香港之日常。

哪裏有黑警,哪裏就有癡撚線。

香港已經淪為由三萬低學歷低情商低智力三低皇軍把持,有實無名嘅軍政權,呢堆無證匪類有歹心冇賊膽,歷史上的軍閥好歹都自立為王,呢班三低一高(脂肪)九流匹夫卻只甘做中共傀儡港共嘅走狗,Condom in condom 呢種奇妙經歷真係唔係正常心智嘅人會自豪嘅事,偏偏呢堆黑色避孕套卻以自甘歷史罪人遺臭萬年為榮,而做到自己咁戇撚柒鳩嘅「回報」原來只係一部埃瘋幾皮人工,人類歷史上為咁低「回報」而樂於姦淫擄掠嘅「恐怖分子」,牠們也可算是金草莓級別嘅暴徒。

萬聖節只係中上環灣仔幾條街人少少柴娃娃嘻嘻哈哈,皇軍尚且驚弓之鳥,擁腫鬼婆也當兵,嚟緊平安夜聖誕節扑星Day都幾可肯定又會係黑警扑濕Days,除夕變被被黑警除衫之夕,年宵市場變TG Market,農曆新年兩公婆一個B去拜年也是「非法集結」,統統指日可待。

唯一慶幸嘅係情人節,冇偷跳冇多角戀嘅二人世界,週街放閃光彈都唔怕「犯法」,至於齊人之福N>或=2嘅男/女共侍一妻/夫,咁你哋就唔好咁高調落街被左擁右抱啦,皇軍叔叔一想發洩發洩性苦悶,就會不分男女 universally 畜牲之常情㗎啦。

每逢佳節倍癡筋,黑警皇軍何必分?

註(一):「揸Fit人」乃香港黑道術話,意即該幫會最高領導人,至於本文用「揸Fit人」形容黑警皇軍嘅超然地位,讀者有少許理解能力應該明白箇中意義。

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