Please send my $5000000 check courtesy of my manager. And to potential Jewish gentleman callers, take note: if your mom ever calls me on my cellphone late night when she needs my love/needs to find out where your ass is because you haven’t been in touch, you know what I’ll do? I’ll tell Deb where the fuck you’re at. And ask how she’s doing for goddamn once. Then we’ll join forces and emotionally destroy you and THAT is how you make an interfaith relationship work.
And yet, all is forgiven because they’ve now turned a profit. Profit justifies everything. Silicon Valley, the engine that powers the end of America needs to profit in order to survive, and it needs profit at scale. We remain enamored with our ideas, and blind to their effects. We award golden parachutes for failing big, because Silicon Valley rewards failing big over succeeding small.