Off Tone?

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As revealed to D.S. Ragsdale

From: GManBelichick <schmidt@blueempireanalytics.com>

Date: Tuesday, August 10, 2016 at 7:48 PM

Subject: Fwd: Off tone?

To: SuzyCakes <molinari@gpolicyshop.gov>

Bcc: Ἀλκιβιάδης <mook@madisonguaranty.tor>

Scroll down. This code or intra-GOP jargon?

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From: GNullLightOps <sgrove@gmedialab.io>

Date: Tuesday, August 10, 2016 at 7:43 PM

Subject: Fwd: Off tone?

To: obi <eric@tribildavos.org>, padawan <zuck@laborfreeroundtable.org>

CC: sith <weaver@me.com>

Gents,

Latest intercept beyond baffling…. Ur thoughts?

steve

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From: Mrs.McConnell <madamkychao@thegmail.com>

Date: Tuesday, August 10, 2016 at 7:37 PM

Subject: Re: Off tone?

To: Barron’s Mom <ModelMatriarch@telekoms.si>

Mati McConnell,

Hey, Hey, Xiăojiě

So embareassed… I won’t go to anywhere!!!!! Maybe joost to Cleveland-oblast, līk wīf of havy machine fektory oligarch. The American as the apple-pie-cake! (havy, havy the sarcasm)

Welcome 2 my 2005–2008! Was yuuuuge 😉 shut-in. Like Mitcher’s Aunt Judy, but not cats neither not carpet in bathrooms (hén bù hăo dìfāng). Also, not grossly fat. Still, almost same same. Ate lots of El the Chipotlé, watched Bravo (You know the Andrew Cohen? Yellow fever? My nephew is ‘jockboi’ w/ hot chest pic- attached 💯 hèn hăo fleek fleek!). Now much better tho, he gets 2 B real Leader (not 2 B Real Real leader until Orrin dies 🙏 ) I get 2 help family make a little ¥¥¥ on the side, less not-so-upfront. Still honorable tho!

My the fault, my the fault! All of the awful beecause I told him “You will be the best. I only want best. Look. Look. Do you see any the silver or the cheap third-place metal all around this place? You do not see this!” So with this the pressure from the me & hiz reklness w/ the toneage…

& I am now stuck only in the here. Joost me and this the gold. The karzma hit me like I am the some slut Albanian on first date.

Ha ha the ha! Seriously, get grip! Mitchers & wŏ would like nothing best than 2 always stay-in @ Burning or lately tho more Monte Rio, much, much better for Port the Long Beach (mamma chao gots to make it rain 🙌 ). Writing of which, Calvin’s 28, but makes the crazy $$$ @ gs …. not the spring chicken 4 Andrew but his people (דוּכּיִלַּה,) like the hot money, hăo?!? Same same, just like us 👌

Anywaaaaaaaaay. Young Master Trump not 2 worry about the tones. Mitchers has no tone & he does fine fine. (in 2003 @ start of the bad not popular all-abroad, I hid my tones on purpose! Told most inland party secretaries I was Hsien Loong’s sister. Talk about the bù hăo Zhōngwén! 😭 ).

Can not (cannot?) go to out! The only yummy mati in this postal-code with the son not doing the Chinese goodly. Such off tone! Ivanka joost grins like aboveforementioned gurl after first the date, but Tiffany being good to ok stephalfdaughter-in-law. God is not fair to me w/ all these nazty, bolshi, BigBank wīfes who sneer over tones of Barron, as iff we are stoopid Polacks.

Help me!!!

Hăo, hăo. But 1st send 2 Andrew the snap!

bisous, MT

👊 Mrs. M

From the Desk of the Honorable Secretary-Mrs. McConnell

Doctor of Humane Letters/代理董事鴻海精密工業股份有限公司

Faith! Family! Freedom!/工作更⾧長的時間!