Courage Oughta Come in Cans

Courage in a can would be nice
So far we’ve only gotten so far as beer in our cans.
And that’s kind of the same-
makes awkward times comfortable,
shyness into confidence,
isolation replaced by sociability.

But courage would be a better canned beverage.
Nearly identical effects, minus belligerence
Plus,
it’s perfectly legal to drive while courageous