Chris J.M.
Like Twitter, but for when I want my rants to be a single semi-coherent work, as opposed to a flurry of short points.
When I first saw this story, I asked myself, “Why did they let him on the ride?”
Kenneth Lynch
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If it’s like absolutely every single other park I’ve been to, it’s because the ride operators are 15 and don’t give a shit. He’s tall enough? Good enough for them: no one trained them how to guess ages.
