All you need is a public restroom.

Here’s how:

1. squeeze hand soap into hand
2. lick it up out of your hand
3. fill rest of mouth with tap water

Have the unfunniest preroll spots

Sign of the times.

Sign of the cross.

is the perfect cover.

Extrapolate.

Coming aware in heretofore unconscious self.

It’s a shocking disappointment. What have I done? Why?