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Callipygian Swagger

She’s so much more than Mother Earth
with sun and moon about her girth;
a goddess in the underbrush
with skin so soft and hair so lush.
I’ll caress her in Orion Beta;
she’ll shower me with sweet amrita.
It will begin when I unclothe her
and finish in a supernova
Some folks they think that I’m a nut;
seducing God ain’t easy but …
I’m pretty sure I’m gonna bag her
with my callipygian swagger.


Callipygian is an adjective that means to have beautifully shaped buttocks.

Originally published on my personal blog on May 11, 2006.

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