the Syrian leader has adopted a toothbrush mustache and is planning to invade the nation of Poland
Breaking News — Assad Now Sporting Tiny Mustache, Wants To Invade Poland
Caitlin Johnstone

I think Our Lord (or was it Cher?) was first asked, “Is it in his eyes?

Here, unequivocally, the answer is “Yes”. Bashar unfortunately has little Hitler eyes, so he must die.

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