Did Argus Filch ever get tired of being a second-class citizen in a world that neither likes nor respects him and decide that maybe it’d be better to live in a world with health insurance and 401ks? I don’t know if wizards have an equivalent to that, but it seems like a lot of our problems pale in comparison to having to having to having to clean up after a bunch of ill-mannered little shits who could turn you inside out for looking at them cross.
If JK Rowling Doesn’t Address These Gaping Plot Holes In Her Work Immediately I’m OFFICIALLY Done…
Alex Borkowski

I’d like to know about Filch as well. He probably did get tired.

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