Business Insider has discovered the greatest mass-murderer in a generation — Millennials

Dustin Zick
Jul 26, 2017 · 1 min read
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By my count, since the beginning of 2016, according to Business Insider, Millennials have been single-handedly responsible for dozens of active murders, and are likely in the process of committing dozens more as you read this.


  • The beer industry (Business Insider 7.24.17Link)
  • Oil Industry Jobs (Business Insider 7.20.17Link)
  • Harley-Davidson (Business Insider 7.13.17Link)
  • The American family vacation (Business Insider 6.20.17 — Link)
  • “Dozens of Industries” (Business Insider 6.5.17 — Link)
  • Casual dining restaurants like Buffalo Wild Wings and Applebees (Business Insider 6.3.17Link)
  • Traditional Suburban Office Parks (Business Insider 3.6.17 — Link)
  • A $1billion diet staple (Business Insider 8.21.16 — Link)
  • Macy’s (Business Insider 7.15.16 — Link)
  • Golf (Business Insider 7.1.16Link)
  • Napkins (Business Insider 3.28.16Link)

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