When I read the first few sentences I thought to myself, “men like this because it explains things and often times when you’re confused about your partner, even something as stupid as a Facebook propelled home grown theory can provide reassurance.” I’d read similar theories that men’s minds were logical and sought reasons where women were more emotional based and these made up rumors play right into the whys and wherefores. It’s the men saying “See?” Reassurance that the ephemeral is knowable.