Villanelle Ventures: Poetic Purr-suits and Time Lord Travels

David Wakeham (dwtutoring)
3 min readSep 28, 2024

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This clearly and badly photoshopped photo shows an intriguing composite of two distinct elements: a scene from the classic British science fiction show Doctor Who, played by Tom Baker, and Badger, who is ‘cosplaying’ him, both standing in front of the TARDIS.
Badly photoshopped Tom Baker and Badger cosplaying Dr Who.

Fantastical Feline Festivities: Caturday Villanelle Offerings

This past week has been incredibly stressful. I finished off my final assignment for the teaching period for my MEd, prepared study plans for NDIS for some new clients, and tried to catch up on so many other tasks. For example, trying to get paid by NDIS for an invoice overdue by 50-plus days. Oh, and I still have numerous other blogs in my drafts folder that I have yet to finish and publish.

So perhaps it was not unsurprising that after I submitted my assignment, instead of feeling relieved and ready for some self-care — my body gave out. I dragged myself to bed and fell asleep. Later when I woke up — Badger, my new rescue cat, was waiting and ready to cheer me up! So, without further ado, here is what he inspired.

Baker’s Scarf , A purring TARDIS

My tuxedo cat, sleek fur a Gallifreyan cloak,
Tom Baker’s scarf, a woollen rainbow sprawled.
His purr, a TARDIS hum, my illness broke.

Curls of whiskers frame his face, bespoke,
Green eyes gleam, Time Lord wisdom recalled.
My tuxedo cat, sleek fur a Gallifreyan cloak.

Paws pad softly, ‘cross sheets white as chalk,
His weight, a comfort, as my fever crawled.
His purr, a TARDIS hum, my illness broke.

Tail swishing, he chases foes unseen, no joke,
Sonic meows echo, Daleks appalled.
My tuxedo cat, sleek fur a Gallifreyan cloak.

His velvet nose nuzzles, a gentle poke,
Whiskers tickle as closer he’s called.
His purr, a TARDIS hum, my illness broke.

In sickness’s gloom, his presence evoked
Warmth and joy, my spirits overhauled.
My tuxedo cat, sleek fur a Gallifreyan cloak,
His purr, a TARDIS hum, my illness broke.

Meet Badger, a charming tuxedo cat with a striking black-and-white coat! Perched on a soft pink blanket, he captures attention with his adorably unique facial marks and bright green eyes that pop against his dark fur. His long, prominent whiskers and perked ears reflect his alertness, while his fluffy neck ruff adds a touch of elegance. With a playful coloured ‘scarf,’ round his neck Badger’s cosplay Dr Who exudes confidence and playfulness. He gazes directly at the camera.
Badger, my new tuxedo rescue, attempting to cheer me up!

Tom Baker’s Feline Apothecary

Tom Baker’s feline twin, jelly babies scattered like stars,
Pounces on my rumpled sheets, a furry whirlwind of glee.
His antics quell my churning stomach, soothe fever’s scars.

Boudica’s blue eyes gleam, Rīx’s coat shines like obsidian bars,
As tuxedo paws bat candied morsels, a sweet melee.
Tom Baker’s feline twin, jelly babies scattered like stars.

My room’s air thick with eucalyptus balm from afar,
Yet his scent — sun-warmed fur and mischief — wafts free.
His antics quell my churning stomach, soothe fever’s scars.

Seal-point, ebony, and tuxedo — my feline memoirs,
Their purrs a symphony, chasing illness’s banshee.
Tom Baker’s feline twin, jelly babies scattered like stars.

Whiskers twitch, tickling my nose like guitar strings bizarre,
He offers phantom medicine, sweet as Gallifreyan tea.
His antics quell my churning stomach, soothe fever’s scars.

Laughter bubbles up, dispelling pain’s cruel tar,
As three warm bodies nestle close, a healing decree.
Tom Baker’s feline twin, jelly babies scattered like stars,
His antics quell my churning stomach, soothe fever’s scars.

Collage of four photos. The photos on top show another collage of the cats in celebrating their ‘gotcha day’. Underneath are portrait photos of the cats. On the left is Badger a black-and-white medium-long hair “tuxedo cat”. On the right is Rīx, a domestic medium-hair black kitten — who loves to zoom! They are both incredibly fluffy — so fluffy you could die.
Collage of my new rescues. Badger on the left and Rīx on the right. They were a bonded pair in the shelter.

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David Wakeham (dwtutoring)

I am a disabled STEM educator and mentor who removes barriers so that all can shine. I specialise in animal science, microbiology, epidemiology, and research.