Nicki Minaj is Useless.

Lately I’ve been thinking. Why do we need Nicki Minaj? Are we waiting for some amazing performance to happen before our eyes? Have our expectations of great music become so low that any quirky woman who throws a silly outfit together is worthy of our attention. Then I thought, isn’t it time we started letting people who were effortlessly tasteless know that they are completely useless. Nicki Minaj, this means you.

And if you’re reading this,

I’ve been sent to tell you on thing dear—

Ms. Nicki Minaj, we’re so over you.

2014 is the year we started removing the fake people out and giving real music a chance to be heard.

I wonder if Ms. Minaj knows that we’re just wishing she would just go away any day now.

Wait, I’m closing my eyes…

Is she still there?

I think I can still see a synthetic Pink, Long Wig in the distance.

Nicki Minaj,

I wrote Song for you. Here it goes:

“Nicki go away, never come again another day,

unless you go back to Trinidad. Don’t behave as though we want you here.

Go back please. Baby, go to Queens, Go to Trinidad, Go Anywhere you can but don’t keep popping up on my computer screen.”

Oh, and If you see Bey-Whore Knowles-Carter, please take her with you too.