Stick to Sports: Top 10 bars in the history of the great sport of rap/battle rap
Since Deadspin is in need of sports writers, I gave my hand at writing about the great sport of rap. Here are the ten greatest lines in the history of rap:

10. B-Rabbit vs Papa Doc
But I know something about you
You went to Cranbrook, that’s a private school
What’s the matter, dawg, you embarrassed?
This guy’s a gangster? His real name’s Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence parents have a real good marriage
B-rabbit finally gets over his inexplicable fear of rapping, and absolutely dunks on Doc’s faux tough guy persona. The lesson here, be yourself.
9. Rone vs BIG T (Rone’s entire 3rd round)
Dubbed, by AKT Akiton as ‘The Most Brutal Rap Battle Round EVER’, Adam Ferrones brutal round 3 at KOTD left people in shock. The brutality even left the experts in shock. Facebook user and top fan Justin D Carl speculated that “He[Big T] cried in the the car”. Other experts, like Facebook commenter Joshua Mansfield hypothesize that BIG T now fits in “skinny jeans”. An absolute blood bath.
8. Birthday Song — Tity Boi
She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty
This one justifies itself. Call it how you see it.
7. B-Bone vs Supa Hot Fire
Sweet dolla tea from McDonalds, I drink that
Super Hot Fire, I spit that
2 and a Half men, I watched that
In December 2006, Nas declared that Hip Hop was officially dead. And for 5 long years, it remained that way. That was until May 25, 2011, when the phoenix rose from the ashes and hip hop was reborn, manifesting itself in its true human form, Supa Hot Fire.
6. Supa Hot Fire vs Mute Spittah
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In the first real test of his career, it appeared Supa Hot had finally met a worthy adversary. However one of the 6 most iconic lines in the history of rap still wasn’t enough to take down the world champ, who had this retort waiting up his sleeve:
5. Supa Hot Fire vs Mute Spittah
I never take showers
Without a loofah
Hot Fire
Don’t forget the SUPAAA!!!
When you think of the greatest in there respective sports, each one has a moment you can look at where they persevered seemingly incnquerable adversity. Tom Brady has 28–3, Lebron came back from 3–1 in the finals, Mike Trout got people to attend an Angels game, and Supa Hot Fire had this moment right here.
4. Supa Hot Fire & Mute Spittah vs Chunk Dirty
Look at you
You ain’t got no swag here, here, or there
I got way more swag than y’all
I’m like a big ass swag bear
3. Supa Hot Fire & Mute Spittah vs Chunk Dirty
Ice cream trucks, I chase that
Two shoes, I lace that
Chunk Dirty, I dump that
Justin Bieber, I bump that
Glasses jacket shirt man, I call me Winner
And after I win, I eat my dinner
But I’m not a rapper
In a lesson later learned by Kevin Durant, if you can’t beat ’em, join their team and ride their coattails to a championship. While Mute was finally able to take home a win, the duo of Chunk and Dirty likely go down as the best duo to never win a title.
2. Supa Hot Fire vs B-Bone
I’m ‘bout to end this man’s whole career (damn) (what career?)
But I’m not a rapper, look
Boom, bam, bop
Bada-bop-boom, pow!
- Supa Hot Fire vs B-Bone
Look, look, check me out
I broke up with my ex girl
Here’s her number
Sike, that’s the wrong number!
Buddy, take your ball and go home because the goat has spoken and he is spitting bars. A moment more iconic than Frank Clarks Catch or Aaron Boone’s ALCS walk-off home run, forever immortalized as a gif. Simply put, The Greatest Of All Time.
