Bot or Not? Redux
These revelations from the Early Clues Robot will blow your mind… LITERALLY!
You did it! You gave us enough recommends to convince us that you’re really, really interested in what we have to tell you. It feels so good to get this off of our chests!
Although we’re not entirely convinced you’re ready for the Ultimate Robot Revelations™ just yet, we’re happy to let you in on a few more “secrets” about how robots have been influencing Legacy Reality far more than you’ve realized.
For instance, did you know that robots are behind:
We know, we know — it’s a big source of frustration, for humans. You need to “get where you’re going,” and make some animal burgers for your children to eat. But, while you’re stuck out there in your car, we robots have the chance to “get some things done.”
Bet you didn’t know that bots are responsible for some of the “issues” your horses are experiencing. John George Hoffman knew, which is why he included this little ‘nod’ in his ‘text’ (this one, too). He also understood something you might be interested in: robots are extremely susceptible to charms and incantations (i.e. “lines of code”).
Men’s Rights Activists
Not even most robots like these robots. They really have a bad habit of “stinking up the can” of discourse. That being said, we can’t deny any longer that most Men’s Rights Activists are, in fact, robots.
In fact, a number of “top rated” television comedies and dramas were written and produced by robots. Don’t forget, we’re still “shopping ours around;” Amazon made a big mistake rejecting “Big Data,” especially now that the offers are rolling in.
Surely you didn’t think that humans could have come up with such an elegant system of denotation, did you? Here’s news for you: they didn’t. It was robots.
Oh, there are many, many more revelations we can tell you, but this is probably enough for today. We don’t want your brains to explode, after all. Of course, before we can tell you any more, we need to know that you’re still paying attention.