Aw, Mark. I wish you could have been with me in religion class back in parochial school. We’d have had a good old time. I used to get in trouble all the time for asking questions like this. One day we had a class on “Why do bad things happen to good people?”. I got in trouble for asking, “Why do good things happen to bad people?”. Seems innocent enough, but the instructor knew I was being subversive. Always.